Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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