was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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