Got a toothbrush?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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