Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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