WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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