Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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