i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
two words...techno handjob
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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