Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Of course I have a pirate flag
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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