dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
