She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize