You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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