I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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