North Korea, Best Korea!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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