He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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