Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
