Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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