I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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