Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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