it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Randomize
