Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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