he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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