Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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