what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
