So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
