I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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