No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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