This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Shame - the story of my life.
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