id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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birth control should be required to get into college
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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