i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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