I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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