Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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