i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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