wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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