I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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