Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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