my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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