yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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