Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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