my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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