i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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