Welp...herpes.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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