I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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