She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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