On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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