we're blogging at a bar
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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