so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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