Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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