I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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