While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
