He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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