He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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