You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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