he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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